Post by Smarky Smark on Feb 28, 2010 18:24:08 GMT
As Saturday Night X-Treme returns from a commercial break, the camera pans around the sold out arena, with many a fan trying their hardest to grab the cameraman’s attention and have the rare honor to mouth “Hi Mom! I’m on TV!” towards the screen for the folks back home. As soon as the commentators are ready, the production team in the back switches the feed, so it portrays the two commentators, smiling at the camera.
Joey- "Welcome back to X-Treme, next up is a match that should be quite the tussle.”
Bryan- "Can you smell something?”
Joey- "Nose is blocked. Did you let one rip again?”
Bryan- "Hell no! It smells fishy..."
In the ring, a briefcase is being hooked up, and wenched up to the heavens, or fifteen feet to be precise. Stacey stands in the center of the ring watching the case's progress, before licking her lips and addressing the crowd.
Stacey- “The following contest is a ladder match. To win, you must climb the ladder and retrieve the briefcase which contains half a dozen FRESH FISH TACOS!”
The titantron flickers, and a silhouette of a human body comes in to view on a blue background. It is the voice of Ozzy Osbourne that pierces the night like usual, with the song “Perry Mason” playing through the speakers.
“On his way to dinner when it took him by suprise
And with one pull of the trigger he would vanish overnight
Dancing by the roadside, holding on for dear life
Then a gun from out of nowhere made a widow of his wife”
The lights suddenly flash on, causing the excited fans to begin throwing their negative energy at the Batman. Ryan comes out to a horrible reception from the fans as the titantron shows Ryan using his trademark Strikeout finisher on several opponents from other federations and recent footage of Ryan performing the Mancunian Mash Up, Spiker, Batman Lock and other big moves on opponents from past federations. Ryan is wearing a a plain white hoodie as he slowly stalks his way to the ring, the hood of which hangs over his eyes, causing an eerie shadow.
“I don't mind, single file down the runway
Feelin' fine, and I'll see you my friend
Over and over again”
Stacey- "Introducing first, hailing from Manchester, England, standing at 6'5 and weighing in at 251lbs, he is the self proclaimed “Chief Batmanite”.... Ryan Hughes!"
Joey- "Ryan has been tossed a fish here, no pun intended..”
Bryan- "Of course he has. He put on a clinic with Martin Prince last week, so surely he deserves some fresh meat."
“Who can we get on the case?
We need Perry Mason
Someone to put you in place
Calling Perry Mason, again”
Ryan walks slowly down one side of the ramp way slapping away the hands of the fans who try to touch the former VWE Champ. Ryan enters the ring and he heads to the turnbuckle. When on the second rope, he raises his fist, while staring down each and every fan in the arena. The music dies down but the damage has been done as you can now hear the fans shouting “FUCK YOU BATMAN”
TBCB Danny Payton
Joey- "Welcome back to X-Treme, next up is a match that should be quite the tussle.”
Bryan- "Can you smell something?”
Joey- "Nose is blocked. Did you let one rip again?”
Bryan- "Hell no! It smells fishy..."
In the ring, a briefcase is being hooked up, and wenched up to the heavens, or fifteen feet to be precise. Stacey stands in the center of the ring watching the case's progress, before licking her lips and addressing the crowd.
Stacey- “The following contest is a ladder match. To win, you must climb the ladder and retrieve the briefcase which contains half a dozen FRESH FISH TACOS!”
The titantron flickers, and a silhouette of a human body comes in to view on a blue background. It is the voice of Ozzy Osbourne that pierces the night like usual, with the song “Perry Mason” playing through the speakers.
“On his way to dinner when it took him by suprise
And with one pull of the trigger he would vanish overnight
Dancing by the roadside, holding on for dear life
Then a gun from out of nowhere made a widow of his wife”
The lights suddenly flash on, causing the excited fans to begin throwing their negative energy at the Batman. Ryan comes out to a horrible reception from the fans as the titantron shows Ryan using his trademark Strikeout finisher on several opponents from other federations and recent footage of Ryan performing the Mancunian Mash Up, Spiker, Batman Lock and other big moves on opponents from past federations. Ryan is wearing a a plain white hoodie as he slowly stalks his way to the ring, the hood of which hangs over his eyes, causing an eerie shadow.
“I don't mind, single file down the runway
Feelin' fine, and I'll see you my friend
Over and over again”
Stacey- "Introducing first, hailing from Manchester, England, standing at 6'5 and weighing in at 251lbs, he is the self proclaimed “Chief Batmanite”.... Ryan Hughes!"
Joey- "Ryan has been tossed a fish here, no pun intended..”
Bryan- "Of course he has. He put on a clinic with Martin Prince last week, so surely he deserves some fresh meat."
“Who can we get on the case?
We need Perry Mason
Someone to put you in place
Calling Perry Mason, again”
Ryan walks slowly down one side of the ramp way slapping away the hands of the fans who try to touch the former VWE Champ. Ryan enters the ring and he heads to the turnbuckle. When on the second rope, he raises his fist, while staring down each and every fan in the arena. The music dies down but the damage has been done as you can now hear the fans shouting “FUCK YOU BATMAN”
TBCB Danny Payton