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Post by Danny Payton on Feb 27, 2010 21:30:49 GMT
Okay, this is a fun little game and the rules are simple. You just roleplay yourself beating the previous poster for the championship in whatever fucked or lulzy way you please and write the number of your title reigns after. I'll start things off.
Danny Payton introduces the CCW title to VWE and crowns himself the new champion.
1x CCW Champion
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Post by Smarky Smark on Feb 27, 2010 21:44:18 GMT
Smarky Smark emerges from under the ring with a tranquiliser gun, before shooting a random fan in the front row. The incident distracts Payton, and allows Smarky to sneak the pin with a roll up.
Grabbing the belt, he runs out of the main arena.
1x CCW Champion
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Post by Danny Payton on Feb 27, 2010 22:22:57 GMT
After regaining his composure, Danny sprints after Smarky. Thought unlike Smarky, he takes a shortcut to the right of the entrance stage, as he knows exactly where the Shaman of Sci-fi is headed. An out of breath Smarky is now seen panting in front of an unknown door. As the camera picks up, the door reads "RYAN HUGHES" on a plastic slate made to look like gold. Just as Smarky opens the door to the King Batmanite's private dressing room, an obscenely large purple sexual pleasuring device is swung from the hands of a mysterious figure and it hits Smarky right across the temple. Smarky falls lifelessly to the ground, and a grinning Danny Payton drops the weapon he found in Hughes' dressing room. He holds his foot over his fallen adversary's chest and a zebra striped official rushes to the scene to count the pin, naming Payton the champion once again.
2x CCW champion
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Post by Jaggeroth on Feb 27, 2010 22:37:26 GMT
Jaggeroth comes running at Danny out of no where. Payton tries to turn around and run away but wasn't kick enough. Jaggeroth delivers the Dragon God attack on Danny sending him to the ground. The Psycho King pins him
1x ccw champion!
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Post by Smarky Smark on Feb 27, 2010 23:29:44 GMT
Smark gets up, harnessing the powers of Jaggeroth's illiteracy, and he charges at the Pssycho King. Jaggeroth runs as fast as he can, but unfortunately, Patrick Swayze blocks Jag, and roundhouse kicks him in the head.
"Roadhouse"
Patrick returns to his coffin, and Smark covers Jaggeroth.
2x CCW Champ, bee-hatch.
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Post by Jaggeroth on Feb 28, 2010 7:39:12 GMT
Jaggeroth returns hours later and has sobered up. Smarky is taking a leak in the mens restroom. Jaggeroth sneaks up and surprises the Shaman of Sci-Fi who didn't happen to flush. Smarky gets a kick in the guts and has his head placed between Jaggeroth's legs, his arms are under hooked and he is lifted in the air. Smarky's head is driven through the urinal, porcelain and water fly every where. Jaggeroth puts his boot over the slain Smarky.
2x ccw champion.
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Post by Smarky Smark on Feb 28, 2010 18:30:21 GMT
Smarky rapes Jaggeroth. The end.
Smarky wins by TKO.
3x CC-DUBYA CHAMPION.
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Post by Jaggeroth on Mar 3, 2010 7:37:24 GMT
Jaggeroth writes up a 20k rape post that was thousands of times sicker than Smarky's. Smark ends up with a broom stick in his ass along with a chin oozing with hot and fresh baked Jaggeroth brand knuckle children.
Ryan Hughes throws in the towel for Smarky after getting his jollies off about three and a half times before passing out with his limp and swollen one eyed crusader in hand.
3x CCW CHAMPION PUUUNK BIYAAAAATCH!
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Post by Smarky Smark on Mar 3, 2010 15:04:49 GMT
As Jaggeroth leaves, he walks in to a door. It doesn't give, so he staggers back. He staggers in to Ryan Hughes, who quickly drops him with the BFK2H, and the Chief Batmanite drags Smarky on to the Psycho King, removing the broomstick in the process.
1...2....3!
4x CCW CHAMP UCK YEAH
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Post by Jaggeroth on Mar 4, 2010 6:02:40 GMT
Jaggeroth walks up to Smarky. HAITCH combo. The End.
4x ccw CHAMPION!
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Post by Metal Dragon on Mar 7, 2010 10:29:19 GMT
MD becomes admin of this forum and immediately deletes it and replaces it with a bunch of porn and gore pictures. Then hits Jaggeroth with a chair.
1x CCW Champion
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Post by Jaggeroth on Mar 7, 2010 12:04:29 GMT
Jaggeroth walks up to Metal Dragon, they have a nice long chat over a cold one. MD start to wobble around, Jaggeroth had slip him the date rape drug. Jaggeroth pulls down his pants after bending MD over the bar rail and proceeds to *CENSORED* him in the *CENSORED* He flops his his sagging *CENSORED* in MD's mouth for the finisher. A sort time later Metal Dragon wakes up without the title and a dollar bill stapled to his chest.
5X CCW CHAMPION!
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Post by Smarky Smark on Mar 7, 2010 12:14:53 GMT
As Jaggeroth walks out of his dressing room door, he is met with something hard. Smarky spears Jaggeroth, with Paul Heyman stood behind him with a headset.
"GOOOOOORE! GOOOOOORE! GOOOOOOORE!"
A quick three count, and it's over.
5x CCW Champion
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Post by Metal Dragon on Mar 7, 2010 18:56:05 GMT
"On this day, I see clearly, everything has come to life-"
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2x CCW Champion
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KaHLaN
Development Talent
VWE No Show CHAMPION!
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Post by KaHLaN on Mar 9, 2010 10:12:14 GMT
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1x ALL time CCW Champion
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