VWE World Title- Fatal Four Way Ladder Match

[Smarky Smark]

As Morning Glory returns from the last segment, the camera pans around the sold out stadium, with many a fan trying their hardest to grab the cameraman’s attention and have the rare honor to mouth “Hi Mom! I’m on TV!” towards the screen for the folks back home. As soon as the commentators are ready, the production team in the back switches the feed, so it portrays the two commentators, smiling at the camera.

Joey- "It time, ladies and gentlemen, for our main event!”
Bryan- "FUCK- I mean yes! They got the ladders out!”
Joey- "That's right, the VWE World Championship will be contested in a fatal four way ladder match!”
Bryan- "FUCKYEAH!"

In the ring, the very prestigious VWE World Title is being hooked up, and winched up to the heavens, or fifteen feet to be precise. Stacey stands in the center of the ring watching the case's progress, before licking her lips and addressing the crowd.

Stacey- “The following contest is a fatal four way ladder match to decide the first VWE WORLD CHAMPION!”

The titantron flickers, and a silhouette of a human body comes in to view on a blue background. It is the voice of Ozzy Osbourne that pierces the night like usual, with the song “Perry Mason” playing through the speakers.

“On his way to dinner when it took him by suprise
And with one pull of the trigger he would vanish overnight
Dancing by the roadside, holding on for dear life
Then a gun from out of nowhere made a widow of his wife”

The lights suddenly flash on, causing the excited fans to begin throwing their negative energy at the Batman. Ryan comes out to a fair reception from the fans; the euphoria from last week not letting up yet. The titantron shows Ryan using his trademark Strikeout finisher on several opponents from other federations and recent footage of Ryan performing the Mancunian Mash Up, Spiker, Batman Lock and other big moves on opponents from past federations. Ryan is wearing a a plain white hoodie as he slowly stalks his way to the ring, the hood of which hangs over his eyes, causing an eerie shadow.

“I don't mind, single file down the runway
Feelin' fine, and I'll see you my friend
Over and over again”

Stacey- "Introducing first, hailing from Manchester, England, standing at 6'5 and weighing in at 251lbs, he is the self proclaimed “Chief Batmanite”.... He is Ryan Hughes!"

Joey- "And now the party begins...”
Bryan- "Not really, this guy- GYPSYTITS- got his ass handed to him by Metal Dragon on Saturday."

“Who can we get on the case?
We need Perry Mason
Someone to put you in place
Calling Perry Mason, again”

Ryan walks slowly down one side of the ramp way slapping away the hands of the fans who try to touch the former VWE Champ. Ryan enters the ring and he heads to the turnbuckle. When on the second rope, he raises his fist, while staring down each and every fan in the arena. The music dies down but the damage has been done as you can now hear the fans shouting at either end of the spectrum, some fans continuing their hate campaign, whilst others show support for the “One True Savior” of VWE. Either way, Ryan stares at the entrance ramp, awaiting his first victim.



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[Tyreen Jenkins]

And his opponent making his way to the ring he stands 6ft 2in tall and weighs in at 320 lbs from Detroit, Michigan! Tyreen Jenkins!

The arena darkens as the big screen comes to life and the words Party like a rockstar appear on the screen in big bold flashing letters as Boy shorts by The Joker ft Soulja Boy begins to play on the PA.

And here comes you would have to say a long shot to win this match considering he is stepping into the ring against Ryan Hughes as well as Jaggeroth and Stain. I mean he has been impressive and all but his work is cut out for him tonight.

Fu...Fuck Yeah hot bitches!

Tha Joker: I on't like them thongs let me see ya in ya boy short, I on't I on't like them thongs let me see ya in ya boy shorts
[Soulja Boy:] These girls with these boy shorts shake they booty meat

Tha Joker: I on't like them thongs let me see ya in ya boy short, I on't I on't like them thongs let me see ya in ya boy shorts
Soulja Boy: These girls with these boy shorts shake they booty meat

Soulja Boy: It's ya folks soulja boy and I'm back up in this thang
Shawty supa thick in dem boy shorts mane
I'm ridin supa clean blockin up n down da street
I'm da reason why all da girls shake dey booty meat
Aye, what happenin
Stacks on deck straight stackin it
Girl supa fine now she choosin (choosin)
I got her from behind now she jukin (jukin)
Check my footwork bathing apes on my feet
She got tha boy shorts shawty can I take a peek
I'm grippin on lil shawty & u already kno
Wut u workin with lil mama gon touch da flo

The screen continues to flash with Party like a rockstar as fireworks begin to fire off in various colors raining down on the stage as the letters are replaced by two girls in boy shorts and bikini tops begin to dance around a pole while the chorus is playing.

Tha Joker:I on't like them thongs let me see ya in ya boy short, I on't I on't like them thongs let me see ya in ya boy shorts
Soulja Boy: These girls with these boy shorts shake they booty meat
Tha Joker: I on't like them thongs let me see ya in ya boy short, I on't I on't like them thongs let me see ya in ya boy shorts
Soulja Boy:These girls with these boy shorts shake they booty meat

Tyreen walks out on to the stage as the girls continue to dance on the pole the blond girl is seen sliding up and down with the pole between her tits and this sends the guys into a frenzied howl as Tyreen just smiles on the stage before walking down the rampway towards the ring as the second verse kicks in.

Tha Joker:I walked in da club n saw some boy shorts mane (boy shorts mane)The chick booty real ghetto jus like soul plane (like soul plane)Baby got that comeback jus like rogaine (rogaine)Might bend her ass down jus like t-pain (ooh)
I'm tryna get 2 u n dat booty She got da cosby show lookin like da grow up rudy (yea) Dat booty meat might hang gone call you droopy (dat's right) She shake it like a dog gone call her snoopy (ok)
Victoria secret's in da club dat's a real fashion statement (yea)
Got dat credit card shawty can I make a payment
Do what I say forget what ya mama told ya
Rock dem boy shorts (why?) 'cause baby I'm tha joker

The men in the arena continue to hoot and holler at the girls pole dancing as Tyreen with a pimp type smile on his face continues to walk before stopping at the end of the rampway that leads to the steel stairs. Two girls in cocktail dresses and high heeled fuck me pumps come out from behind the curtain and wave to the crowd as they begin to saunter on down the rampway and they stop next to Tyreen and he hooks arms with them as the chorus kicks in before the final verse Tyreen and the two girls begin the walk up the steel steps and onto the apron where the two girls then sit on the middle rope as they lift the top rope for Tyreen to enter into the ring. The two girls enter the ring and plant a kiss on his cheeks before waving to the crowd and exiting the ring.

Tha Joker:
I like tha boy shorts (believe dat)
Bend ova (let me see dat)
Take it to young star so he can show you how to jeezy
Shawty rockin gucci I swear it do somethin 2 me (2 me)
N she knowin she a cutie tattoo up on her booty (her booty)
Brown skin with purple drawers call it peanut butter jelly (peanut butter jelly)
I kno u hear me yellin so soulja boy tell 'em

Soulja Boy: Shawty fine and unique
When she wind she petite N she juke on me shook it on my white tee If you don't believe me then you can come and see
These girls with these boy shorts shake they booty meat
If you don't believe me then you can come and see
These girls with these boy shorts shake they booty meat

Tyreen stands in the ring as Stacy Maylette hands him a microphone and proceeds to step out as the song comes to an end. Tyreen raises the microphone to his lips to speak.

Well pimps and pimpettes we find ourselves at Morning Glory and what da kno I have a chance at winning the coverted VWE titla but to do that I have to beat Ryan Smughes, Jaggeroff and Some wack ass bastard who calls himself Stain...More like a shit stain I guess. I do feel honored though that I get to beat the holy living hell out of Ryan Smughes since he is the most talented here next to yours truely. I do hope the other jokes show though going one on one with Smughes would suit me just fine.

Tyreen tosses the microphone out of the ring and turns to face off with Ryan Hughes both men lock eyes and stare as they wait for the other two men to show.

TBC