Post by Metal Dragon on Mar 7, 2010 11:06:02 GMT
A camera pans over the parking lot of the arena, waiting for an arrival. Bright lights precede a black Mustang pulling in, then making a sharp turn to the right to fit perfectly into a space. As the camera draws closer, the dull roar of loud heavy metal music can be heard permeating through the rolled-up windows. The automobile shuts off and the keys are removed, then the car is unlocked. The driver's side door is kicked open and Metal Dragon quickly emerges, donned in his signature Copenhagen shirt and blue jeans. A mixed reaction is displayed by the crowd, the booing portion being from the longtime VWE faithful. Dragon turns around and slams the door to his Mustang shut, then slips the keys into his pocket and turns his attention to the camera.
"I called a cameraman out here to announce something more important than my mere arrival. You see, I'm here to beat something down... I'm here to close a book."
MD scratches his ear for a moment before continuing.
"A joke book, if you must be specific. Ryan Hughes and Smarky Smark have put together VWE once again, this long-running joke that never was funny to begin with. As far as bad humor goes, this joke is even more stale than Saturday Night Live."
The legend of both GHW and EVPW backs up and leans against his car, then reaches into his pocket again. After rummaging around for a moment, he produces a can of the very thing that his shirt pays tribute to. While talking, he shakes the squamous cylinder full of tobacco to pack its contents down.
"Dragon's here. He has come to silence the joke that VWE's forefathers have played on this business and beat the failed comedians offstage that dared to perpetrate such an atrocity time and time again. I'm a merciful man, though. I won't put the guys who run this place out of business; I am simply going to brainwash this bastard child of theirs. This can be seen as a simple hunger for power, but it is a deal that benefits me and wrestling as a whole."
"The oldest joke of them all needs to stop being told. That's my manifesto here, nothing more, nothing less."
MD opens the cardboard dip can and sticks two fingers into it, pulling out a pinch of the processed plant and quickly shoving it under his bottom lip. The Tennessean closes the can and spits on the ground before walking past the camera in the direction of the arena's interior.
"Let the hostile takeover commence."
The camera shuts off and SNX cuts to the next segment.
End of Thread
"I called a cameraman out here to announce something more important than my mere arrival. You see, I'm here to beat something down... I'm here to close a book."
MD scratches his ear for a moment before continuing.
"A joke book, if you must be specific. Ryan Hughes and Smarky Smark have put together VWE once again, this long-running joke that never was funny to begin with. As far as bad humor goes, this joke is even more stale than Saturday Night Live."
The legend of both GHW and EVPW backs up and leans against his car, then reaches into his pocket again. After rummaging around for a moment, he produces a can of the very thing that his shirt pays tribute to. While talking, he shakes the squamous cylinder full of tobacco to pack its contents down.
"Dragon's here. He has come to silence the joke that VWE's forefathers have played on this business and beat the failed comedians offstage that dared to perpetrate such an atrocity time and time again. I'm a merciful man, though. I won't put the guys who run this place out of business; I am simply going to brainwash this bastard child of theirs. This can be seen as a simple hunger for power, but it is a deal that benefits me and wrestling as a whole."
"The oldest joke of them all needs to stop being told. That's my manifesto here, nothing more, nothing less."
MD opens the cardboard dip can and sticks two fingers into it, pulling out a pinch of the processed plant and quickly shoving it under his bottom lip. The Tennessean closes the can and spits on the ground before walking past the camera in the direction of the arena's interior.
"Let the hostile takeover commence."
The camera shuts off and SNX cuts to the next segment.
End of Thread
